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The Fiver | An edition that registered meh out of 10 on our Will-This-Do-o-meter

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Just as the old Fiver favorite for England is going recently, you have to say that they have a fair chance of winning Euro 2020. They are scoring many goals, their captain is now officially better than Tom Finney and Alan Shearer. , and next summer the final will be played in Wembley, where they will be (SATIRE ALERT) driven by a loyal fan base unaffected by small club loyalties (SATIRE ALERT), offering unrestricted support to (HER-FISTED SAERRE ALERT) to each platoon player.

But other countries are available. For starters, there's Finland, which starts just when Fiver is diverted to your spam folder, but we dealt with them on Wednesday, when, like today, there was the square root of everything you write in an issue. which recorded a resounding meh of 10 on our Will-This-Do-The-Patented meter. Elsewhere, there is Sweden, which will be almost certain of qualifying if it can avoid defeat in Romania, but could spoil it if it fails. Although Norway are still technically screaming in Group F and are only playing in the Faroe Islands, just seven days after the return of the Premier League, so let's grit our teeth and get on with it, will soon be over.

The most fascinating matches this eve will be held in Group D, which is currently somehow led by the Republic of Ireland. Eh? Well, that happened while The Fiver was looking the other way. Unfortunately, despite their memorable efforts, Mick McCarthy's artists are far from qualifying, having played one game more than Denmark and Switzerland, who are bound to win victories over Gibraltar and Georgia respectively. If that happens, it all boils down to the Danish visit Monday night. Fiver is already looking forward to this big clash in Dublin, even if it gives us something to fill that space on Monday afternoon. Yes, we are desperate and we are not afraid to admit.


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“I definitely have more excitement playing in Wales (than in Real Madrid). It's like playing with your friends in the park on a Sunday ”- Gareth Bale there, managing to piss off his Madrid bosses and any Wales teammates who believe he compared them to dominant Sunday league overweight.

Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Photo: Chris Fairweather / Huw Evans / Shutterstock


January 24: “I really hoped to finish this experience better, but you can't make that kind of mistake” – Marcello Lippi leaves China after a 3-0 defeat by Iran in the AFC Asian Cup.

March 15: Fabio Cannavaro is appointed China Manager.

April 28: “With due respect for China as a great country, I feel it is necessary to announce my decision to give up my position as Chinese male coach” – Fabio Cannavaro waves the white flag after just two games, 1-0 losses by Thailand and Uzbekistan.

May 24: Marcello Lippi reappointed the manager of China.

November 15: “I was well paid and I take full responsibility. Now I am announcing my resignation and I will no longer be the coach of the China team. ”- Marcello Lippi finds himself out the door marked 一个 一个 for the second time this year after a 2-1 defeat against Syria. Maybe it's time to stop naming the 2006 World Cup winners.


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"At a time when 15% s, behind money, sail the waters of Europe's top leagues for easy prey, let's hear Finland and a non-star team. They are about to make history by qualifying for a big Tell your uncle and Antti Niemi, make the stick-a-Hyypiä and let's cheer for the Finn, not the shark ”- Mark McFadden.

“A look at the team record from yesterday's Wembley match suggests that perhaps the omission of a leading England player was the best. Montenegro simply had a lot of things for Raheem Sterling to scratch ”- Peter Oh.

“I know this suggestion is almost certainly misleading given the likely age / freshness profile of most Fiver readers (including me), but I'm not sure that 'Finder'. be a great name choice for the proposed dating site (Thursday & # 39; Fiver). "Fyndr" would be so much better, because it will soar higher on Google – even though I said that, no one will look for it anyway, so feel free to ignore my advice "- Nick Payne

"Am I alone in never knowing what a letter is about?" – Rory O'Malley.

Send your letters to the.boss@theguardian.com. And you can always tweet The Fiver via @guardian_sport. The winner of our letter today is … Rory O'Malley, who bags a copy of A tournament frozen in time. We have more prizes to donate, so doodle.


Cas legal entities rejected Manchester City's appeal against alleged violations of UEFA's financial fair play regulations.

Gareth Southgate was very displeased with the boos directed at Joe Gomez during the beating of Montenegro in England. Joe did absolutely nothing wrong. No player from England should be booed when wearing the shirt. I don't understand, ”he explained.

Former Sunderland boss Jack Ross is now the current Hibs boss Jack Ross. "I think we all consider Hibernian one of the top clubs in Scottish football," roared Ross.

BT Sport retained its rights to Copa Grande TV for the period 2021-24. However, it will pay £ 1.2 billion of its unnationalized currency to cling to them.

By the way, Jeremy Corbyn condemned the "pricing" of fans on Premier League ground in an interview with the new podcast When Saturday Comes. "Working class communities are almost depleted," he lathered.

Jeremy Corbyn

Back of the net! Photo: Gareth Fuller / PA

The Premier League has angered fans who need to take a fast train home by following the referees on how VAR is deployed, although they get at least a little more information before calling home with the bad news. Charts that now read “checking penalty” will expand to say, for example, “checking penalty – possible handball”. What changes everything.

Meanwhile, EFL actions accused Sheffield Wednesday of misconduct with the Hillsborough sale and how it related to its spending rules.

And in a busy week for the League Two twists, Grimsby Town rushed boss Michael Jolly through the Do One door after a recent string of bad results.


It's women's football weekend and promises big crowds, derbies and drama, writes Suzanne Wrack.

Some of your current culture: Sid Lowe at the Cirque de Soleil show dedicated to Lionel Messi.


Yes, but he could do it on a wet Wednesday night in Stoke. Photo: Messi10 from Cirque du Soleil

Gregg Bakowski's Premier League season team introduces Lord Lundstram and brings all the BTL lines to the backyard you would expect.

England's 1000th international had much more to do with the present than with the past, says Barney Ronay.

Thierry Henry's move to Toronto cementes the MLS representative as an administrative incubator, shouts Graham Ruthven.

Oh, and if it's your thing … you can follow the Big Website on Big Social FaceSpace. AND INSTACHAT, TOO!


David Squires in football and poppy. This is also available for purchase And you can put some of your other favorite designs in our print shop.


Tickets are still available for the Football Weekly Christmas Special (November 27! – Fiver Grinch Ed), live in London. Get them here.

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